Saturday, November 6, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Is this a quadra kill?
And yes, the new video will be on Sona. No more questions please :)
This video is open to ONE song suggestion. So please my friends, leave a good song that matches with Sona, and that matches me, NinjAChurch :)
Thank you!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thanks so much!
And a new video will be out in about 2 weeks, with maybe some short clips in between, see ya till then, keep commenting and messaging me! Peace
-NinjAChurch
Thursday, September 23, 2010
New stuff
I recommend you guys subscribe to my blog my putting your email in the box on the right sidebar, posts are coming very slow these days and if you want to be updated by email instead of checking back here constantly, that's how you do it.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
MY NEW BUILD IS POSTED!
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Get meki pendent + 2 hp pots (or 1 hp 1 mp pot)
The end, but a new video may be out soon on a ... hybrid kassadin? Who knows, stay tuned.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
I made Riot change Kassadin?
Saturday, September 11, 2010
NinjAChurch can die? :O
Monday, September 6, 2010
Penta Kill Kassadin :)
And thank you to those who have stuck with me since video 1, as well as everyone's who has added and played with me. I hope you've enjoyed our games together.
-NinjAChurch
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Nidalee's Guide to reach the high ELO

Hello everyone, first I may introduce myself. My name is Geoffrey and I'm an european (french) player of League of Legends.
There are few dwellers, let alone champions, residing in the blasted and dangerous lands that lie south of the Great Barrier. Much of that world still bears the scars of past Rune Wars, especially the mysterious Kumungu Jungle. There are long-forgotten treasures in these strange places which many risk life and limb to acquire. The champion known as Nidalee was only a young girl traveling with her treasure-seeking parents when they lost their way in the dense, rainy jungles. The jungle was unforgiving, and she watched her parents suffer agonizing final days as they fell victim to a mysterious and vicious disease. As improbable as it was for a child to survive in the inhospitable jungle by herself, she did just that. Her youthful innocence and a fortunate naiveté caused her to appeal to the beasts of that place and she was taken in by a family of cougars and raised as one of their own. She grew and somehow absorbed the raw magic of the dense wilds, evolving beyond both her human physiology and her feline affectation. On one pivotal day in her life, standing over the torn remnants of a Noxian squad of woodcutters, Nidalee chose to rejoin the so-called civilized world, to fight in the League of Legends so as to protect the vast woods from both Demacia and Noxus.
Nidalee's versatility is truly unmatched on the Fields of Justice. Her human form allows her to support her team and whittle down foes from range, while her cougar form allows her to close with swiftness and stealth for a killing blow. Nidalee was taught to fight by her feline family, battling viciously with tooth and nail. Something in her feline ways may draw you to her, but remember that she is no pussycat.
Human Form
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![]() Prowl | (Innate): Moving through brush increases Nidalee's movement speed by 15% for 2 seconds. | ||||
| Ability | Description | Levelling up | |||
![]() Javelin Toss | (Active): Nidalee tosses her javelin, dealing magic damage on impact (deals up to 250% damage the further away the target is).
| Cost: 60 / 75 / 90 / 105 / 120 mana. Magic Damage: 55 / 95 / 140 / 185 / 230 (+0.65 per ability power) | |||
![]() Bushwhack | (Active): Nidalee lays a trap that deals damage over 2 seconds, reveals the target, and reduces their armor and magic resistance for 12 seconds. Traps last for 4 minutes.
| Cost: 60 / 75 / 90 / 105 / 120 mana. Damage: 80 / 125 / 170 / 215 / 260 (+0.4 per ability power) Armor & Resistance Reduction:20 / 25 / 30 / 35 / 40 % | |||
![]() Primal Surge | (Active): Nidalee heals an ally champion and grants them attack speed for 8 seconds.
| Cost: 65 / 70 / 75 / 80 / 85 mana. Healing: 50 / 90 / 120 / 150 / 180 (+1.25 per ability power) Attack Speed:20 / 30 / 40 / 50 / 60 % | |||
![]() Aspect of the Cougar | (Toggle): Nidalee transforms herself into a cougar, gaining a new set of abilities and 20 movement speed in the process.
| Each additional rank increases the effectiveness of Nidalee's cougar abilities. | |||
Cougar Form
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![]() Prowl | (Innate): Moving through brush increases Nidalee's movement speed by 15% for 2 seconds. + In cougar form it has aura that gives to nearby champions 15 Exp in 5 seconds , if their level is lower then Nidalee's. | ||||
| Ability | Description | Levelling up | |||
![]() Takedown | (Active): Nidalee's next attack deals additional damage based on how low her opponent's life is (up to 200%).
| Additional Damage: 40 / 70 / 100 | |||
![]() Pounce | (Active): Nidalee lunges forward, dealing magic damage to surrounding enemies.
| Magic Damage: 125 / 175 / 225 (+0.4 per ability power) | |||
![]() Swipe | (Active): Nidelee claws at enemies in front of her.
| Magic Damage: 150 / 225 / 300 (+0.2 per ability power) | |||
![]() Aspect of the Cougar | (Toggle): Nidalee transforms herself back into a human, regaining her set of abilities and 20 movement speed in the process.
| Each additional rank increases the effectiveness of Nidalee's cougar abilities. | |||
down the river. At 1:18, hit B button and back to city, see will refill your mana and you'll get back to mid with the creeps.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Teemo guide
mark:greater mark of alacrity
15%attack speed=3690 IP
seal:greater seal of evasion
6.75%dodge chance=7380 IP
glyph:greater glyph of insight
5.13 magic pen=3690 IP
Qunitessence:now as one of the frailer champions and with most champions i use these are the greater quintessence of fortitude
97.2 flat hp= 6150 IP
now on marks you could use armor pen or for even more health you could use health on your seals but the extra attack speed lets you focus on damage early on.
Now your masteries can be put into 3 different ways i will use all 3 dependign on my team or in ranked the opposite team so i will give you all 3.
1:offense Utility:
3-deadliness 1-archmages savvy 1-good hands 3-Preservance
4-alacrity 2-sorcery 4-Awareness
3-sunder 1-burning embers 1-greed
3-brute force
3-lethality
1-havoc
i usualy use this if im the only physical damage dealer or if i see noone like rammus on the other team, now heres my second one
2:offense Uility:
3-deadliness 1-archmages savvy 1-good hands 3-preservance
4-alacrity 4-awareness 2-expanded mind
1-burning embers 1-greed 2-utility mastery
3-quickness 1-blink of an eye
3-intelligance
1-presence of the master
this is if we got little to no magic dealers or if the other team is tank heavy heres the third one
3:offense Utility:
3-deadliness 1-archmages savvy 1-good hands 3-preservance
4-alacrity 4-awareness 1-expanded mind
1-burning embers 3-sunder 1-greed 2-utility mastery
3-brute force 3-quickness
I use this one if our team seems balanced and the other team is pretty balanced as well
alrighty guys time for summoner spells so lets get this over with
1:spells that i reccomend,
ignite-good way to finish people off and it helps when people go running with 100 hp and your out of range for a regular attack
flash-escaping getting that one extra hit on and for my favorite mid initating move but well get into that later
ghost-good escaping good for chasing
exhaust-helpful as a slow and a second blind
cleanse-i wouldnt really use this on teemo but it could work
heal-always helpful
teleport-easy shroom ganks
2:spells i wouldnt use,
clarity-your doing something wrong if your having mana problems that bad on teemo your doing somethign wrong
fortify-your job is damage not support
clairvoyance-again your a damger not support
rally-you could use it but,ehhh
3:spells that you should never use
smite-teemo is no jungler
revive-you fail
ok now everyones favorite...and the longest part of the guide items skills and play style
1:early game,
ok guys your gonna start out and if the other team is tank heavy grab vampiric scepter and if their DPS heavy get a dorans blade and get your ass mid, also grab poison shot. Go to the middle-ish inbetween the two front edges of the river so you are still in xp range for all tower kills and get ready for my favorite part.wait a little bit for just the right moment flash and ignite really help this but wiat for them to commit to tower push and make your move. now is when teemo gets fun once you start attacking from your stealth just auto attack if its early just sit there if its later like around level4 keep move quick on (note:activating move quick does not break stealth) and just auto attack with blinding dart when its up and when they commit to an escape path by the time they notice you are there and if they sprint for their tower make sure you flash if you cant stay in range of them or to get those extra attacks off when they get close and ignite at the last possible second.(note: i have waited until level 7 before)
2:mid game,
ok try to focus your lane or help others if they call or just gank if people are vulnerable by this time if you got a few kills if you bought scepter buy zerkers and parts for frozen mallet and push or defend cause it is now when the game starts leaning in one team's direction now you wanna get your mallet done then turn that scepter into a starks fervor and if you bought blade same items except spend that little extra for the other scepter also when you get the chance put shrooms everywhere(note: i have seen some teemo's do this and shroom damage does not stack so spread them out)
3:late game,
ok the winner is most likely decided and just keep playing and working on your build now if your team likes armor you want a lat whisper, mage heavy get a wits end and if their physical heavy get an infinity edge usualy the game is over by now but if it goes on further for all enemies get a bloodthirster and the 6th item is for whatever you think would be better for your team. if your dominating the game on a stick before starks fervor get a sword of the occult and if you get that dont get your 6th item if you bought the blade and do get it if you buy the scepter. also as a note every time shroom CD is up throw one down somewhere even if an enemy doesnt hit it exactly then you can at least see them.
ok now ill give you the skill list:PS=poison shot MQ=move quick BD=blinding dart NT=shrooms
1-PS
2-BD
3-PS
4-MQ
5-PS
6-NT
7-PS
8-MQ
9-PS
10-BD
11-NT
12-BD
13-BD
14-BD
15-MQ
16-NT
17-MQ
18-MQ
desired item list.
1-dorans blade/sword of the occult
2-berserkers treads
3-Starks fervor
4-Last whisper/wits end/infinity edge
5-bloodthirster
6-i recomend something involving the recurve bow but if you want more damage then if you didnt get IE earlier then get that
Alright guys hopefully you've enjoyed this teemo guide and i will be posting my next guide soon and remember never to underestimate the power of the scouts code. see ya next time for my outlook on garen the might of demacia
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Have you seen these before?
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/06/most-amazingepicfucked-up-comeback-ever.html
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/05/kassadin-101.html
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/05/ignite-video-and-ignite-review.html
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-we-need-carry-and-how-to-be-good.html
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/03/do-you-suck-really-bad-find-out.html
http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com/2010/03/who-is-ninjachurch.html
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Video for all my fans!!!
Friday, July 16, 2010
Lmfao. First time morg. Quad kill. Secret Video.
Hahaha, the pressure is on :) and by the way this is the first time I ever got recognized in game, :)
I hope you're reading this, but...
Thanks Ryastar!! ^_^
And so later this game...
Eat it bitches. By the way never get Abyssal Scepter. Zhoyna's ring is so much better, the AP usually outweighs the other team's magic res (unless they REALLY hate casters) and the invuln on ring out weights any resistance.
:) and for reading this article, you get a special bonus vid ^_^
As seen ONLY from http://theninjachurch.blogspot.com
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
Barefoot Bandit
Not a league of legends post, yet I still feel I should share this with the world of my opinions of "the Barefoot Bandit," who was caught today. Tragic, this young man is hated, and for what? Challenging us to be free.
He evaded the law for 18 months, and on his adventures he went all across America, seeing things many of us haven't. Nothing tied him down, he abandoned his family, friends, home, so he pretty much was Free.
Now that he's caught, he is faced with charges of theft and running from the law. Stealing several planes, robbing some stores, many are happy he is caught. I see the other side, the wild side, how at such a young age he had the courage to stand up to the world and truly know what it's like to be free of a job, school, etc. Perhaps that's something we don't have a privilege of doing these days.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Who do I make a video on next?
Leave your hero or comment, belooooow! thank you!
love you all! all 10-15 of you
(I'm getting there! :D)
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Almost here.... Almost.
The video is almost done uploading! Soon there will be a jillion NinjAChurch wannabe's ^___^
The quality might be a little crap, but for those eager beavers you can watch it in shit quality,
but I suggest waiting until tomorrow to watch it in 720 HD, the way it's meant to be watched.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Second time Annie!
She looks so demented in this pic.
The trick is to charge up your spells at spawn point so when you go out your instantly ready, don't forget your shield spell, it only costs 25 mana so use it constantly.
And if you didn't know already, your "energized" passive stuns everything on the aoe skill (not the ulti)
(forgot the skill name..)
Secret Malzahar video that nobody can watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Mac-mGnoM
Monday, June 14, 2010
New Video is LIVE! The 3 Void Heroes, Kassadin/Cho'Gath/Malzahar
Thursday, June 10, 2010
The Most Amazing/Epic/FUCKED UP COMEBACK EVER! IN THE HISTORY OF LOL
Wow, Props to wooble for getting over 540 movement speed, and with tiger stance 597, GG.
This game was meant to fail, I was suppose to pick Wooble's hero and Masteries for the game, good thing I put 27 in defense.
35 kills on our team versus 90 to them, LOL! Good game.
Now you may be wondering, how the f*** did we do that?
Easy, you take a team with stuns, silences and dps to defend, and a dumbass stupid enough to go Udyr with 5 phantom dancers. Seriously, he wasn't even doing that much damage but the attack speed made up for it. All of us were sucking sh** as you can tell, but in the end we held our nuts together and we won.
GG, sorry to the fellows who lost, you must be real pissed.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Almost done...
Friday, May 28, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Setting New Standards, Every F***ing Day...
Greatest League of Legends record ever! No just kidding it's alright, I wish my assists were higher though, but I was so strong I think I was able to 2 hit anybody, and for Veigar and Siv, level 6 Riftwalk is just too much for them to handle. Even once.Yep, pro.
And obviously I just beat my friend's record, 21/2/0, <- noob sh**.
So this is how we count points, Kills are one point, assists are half, deaths are minus one, simple right? So I got 24/1/7, thats 26 n 1/2 points, Do you think you guys can do better? Send me a screenshot my commenting here! Seriously.. Comment.












































